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Thread: I don't get it???
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5th October 2004, 06:34 PM #1
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I don't get it???
A cop is patrolling just before midnight in a well-known spot. He sees a
couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
There's a young man behind the wheel reading a computer magazine, and a
young woman in the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled, the cop walks to the car and raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window "Uh, yes, officer?"
"What are you doing?"
"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine. "
Pointing towards the young woman in the back, the cop says: "And her, what
is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "I believe she's knitting a sweater."
The cop is totally confused -- a young couple, alone in a car, at night in a
lovers' lane, and nothing obscene is happening?
"What's your age, young man?"
"Twenty-five."
"And her -- what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be eighteen in eleven
minutes."
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6th October 2004, 01:20 AM #2
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Rofl
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8th October 2004, 12:47 PM #3
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A waiting game.
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8th October 2004, 02:30 PM #4
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But game enough to wait :eek:
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