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    plastic beaker. Now back to the telefoning ( sorry)......
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    .. as soon as he got close to the phone so he could resume, it rang . So he answered it and was surprised to hear the voice of....
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    Woody Woodpecker after his......

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    recent harrowing experiences with many and varied telefone companies all vying for his patronage. He wa more surprised than ever when his own telephone (sic) carrier called chasing his favours. "Bugger me," he thought, for not the first time in this serial, wouldn't you know it...
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    if I call them I can't get anyone. If I don't want them they almost kick the doors in. "What is it you want from me?" he queried. The reply went something like this " As you know, you are one of our very valued customers and as such we wanted to ask you if you were inclined to....."
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    open chemist shops in the outskirts of ...
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    woodyville...
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    that sold nothing but condoms and ...
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    electric vibrators that...
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    were guaranteed not to chip your teeth even if you were inclined to blame your screw ups on typos
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    were computer controlled. These were exceptionally popular with the ...
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    Guilt Hovo?

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    board members who were just a tad too slow on replying...
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    How appropriate
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    an got lumbered by the dreaded administrators who ....
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