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    Default Little girl on a plane

    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.

    'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

    OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

    But let me ask you a question first.

    A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass ,yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of
    dried grass.
    Why do you suppose that is?'

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea...'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s??t ?

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