Australia Decides

[Sturdee]

Rumour also has it that the person who voted a million times for the MAP party was a Queenslander who still thinks Joh and his Nationals are in government.

Informed sources let slip that upon questioning the MAP member he only said " Don't you worry about that :eek: and handed them a brown paper bag full of greenie.


Peter.

[bitingmidge]

Rumour also has it that the person who voted a million times for the MAP party was a Queenslander who still thinks Joh and his Nationals are in government.

Informed sources let slip that upon questioning the MAP member he only said " Don't you worry about that :eek: and handed them a brown paper bag full of greenie. .

Oh goodness gracious me!!

I...i....i...is that the time??

I'm going to have to draw the blinds now I'm afraid, the cows are starting to fade 'cos of all that daylight savings you blokes have over those borders of yours.

Look, if a Queenslander can count to a million, and that's good enough to get him elected, well that's good enough for me!!

Where does the Tupperware party stand on Daylight Saving by the way??

Bear in mind that poor Mick, Cliff et al up there in Nth Qld will be trying to get the chooks to sleep in 40° heat and broad daylight at 11.00 pm if you bring it in (apparently).

Cheers,

P (Swinging Voter from Queensland, where "beer" is spelt "XXXX")

[Sturdee]

To ameliate the effect of daylight savings on FNQ we will issue all residents and their chooks with free foil hats. :eek:

When wearing these hats they won't know whether they are coming or going let alone if it is daylight or not.

Wearing them will not be optional and we will establish a government department to handle this important matter.


Peter.

[Wood Borer]

(Swinging Voter from Queensland, where "beer" is spelt "XXXX")

In Mexico we say XXXX when beer is spilt too.

If you got off the swing when the can is full you would be less likely to spill it.

[bitingmidge]

If you got off the swing when the can is full you would be less likely to spill it.

Up here we just have this little button on the cistern, so when the can is full, we push the button, and all the poop just flushes away.

How does it work down there?
:confused: :confused: :confused:


P

Power corrupts!

[Wood Borer]

Similar except we have a chain we pull down just like the next stop cord on the trams.

[echnidna]

Or we save water by doing it out in the bush

[Wood Borer]

Lemon tree in my case.

Just a horrible thought, does the underground water in Australia flow from South to North or the other way around. Fortunately we don't have as many bores in Vic as they do in QLD.

[bitingmidge]

Fortunately we don't have as many bores in Vic as they do in QLD.

Don't you have Eddie McGuire, and Jeff Kennett and Barry Jones and Darryl Somers and Wilson Tuckey and Malcolm Frazer and John Elliott and every AFL team bar four, and ......and and ?

I reckon you guys have THE mortgage on bores!!

Cheers,

P

[tong]

Does any one else think that Peter Beattie looks more and more like Homer Simpson (and lately starting to sound like him!) or is it only me?

[echnidna]

Biting Midge,
We have a heritage to protect
Why are you promoting non victorians to the rank of Mexican.

[Wood Borer]

We embrace all Aussie woodworkers - as our leader Ozwinner says "we love yous all"

[bitingmidge]

Biting Midge,
We have a heritage to protect
Why are you promoting non victorians to the rank of Mexican.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Oh no! If I have included any non-Vics in the list above, I sincerely apologise.

TO THEM!!

Love and peace to all,

P

[echnidna]

"Love and peace"

to ... Wilson "Ironbar" Tuckey ????????????????

[bitingmidge]

Hey to get somewhere back near the thread... (me? saying that????)...where is our famous leader-elect (apparently)...I'll bet he's realised it's tea time, and he's ducked home to make 999,986 phone calls to lobby support for a last minute rally.

The electronic media blackout starts tomorrow night...so we won't be able to read anything on this thread till after the election!

Cheers,

P