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    Default Alan and Ray sharing.

    Alan and Ray were out for the night in a rough area of Sydney. On their way home Ray asked Alan if he wanted to share a taxi with him. Alan agreed willingly, "Sure" he said.
    "You have the engine and I'll have the wheels"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Alan and Ray were out for the night in a rough area of Sydney. On their way home Ray asked Alan if he wanted to share a taxi with him. Alan agreed willingly, "Sure" he said.
    "You have the engine and I'll have the wheels"
    I took the wheels 'cos I like turning things.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    I have my own wheels and the engine came in handy to run a new large 6 speed lathe which had 300 Hp

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