a few things i cant get my head around.

[weisyboy]

how can the universe go on forever?

if a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears will i get caught?

how can there be nothing in space there has to be sompthing, dosent there?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?

if leaves keep falling and decomposing will the earth slowly get bigger and bigger?

if you cut a peice of wood inhalf do u have 2 bits of wood or 2 halves of a bit of wood?

Why is there a top line on lined paper?

are zebras black with white strypes or white with black stripes?

why dose the spedo on my ute go up to 200 when it cant get over 140 in top gear?

what is the meaning of life?

Whats a question with no answer called?

[AUSSIE]

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?
I know the answer to this one.
Their not eggs at all.He has been out the front of my place lately.
I can tell you they are not eggs he is leaving BEHIND Get it

[ian]

how can the universe go on forever? because the universe has no walls

if a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears will i get caught? only if it falls off your truck on the way home!

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? because most kids prefer milk chocolate to lollies

if leaves keep falling and decomposing will the earth slowly get bigger and bigger? no because the loeaves rot into compose which eventually makes it's way back into teh tree to make more wood and new leaves – or a fire comes along and taks out everything

Why is there a top line on lined paper? for the same reason there is a bottom line

are zebras black with white strypes or white with black stripes? They come in both sorts — some being what they are, the others being what they is

what is the meaning of life? It's not 42, because the mice actually asked what's 6 x 8

Whats a question with no answer called? inponderable

ian

[Claw Hama]

how can the universe go on forever?

It dosn't, we're just some kids science project!

if a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears will i get caught?

No!

how can there be nothing in space there has to be sompthing, dosent there?

There is a vacuum!

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?

Because it can't lay them!

if leaves keep falling and decomposing will the earth slowly get bigger and bigger?

Yes, thats why we have a hole in the ozone layer, the Troposphere is stretching!

if you cut a peice of wood inhalf do u have 2 bits of wood or 2 halves of a bit of wood?

No, you have building material!

Why is there a top line on lined paper?

So they know where to start making lines.

are zebras black with white strypes or white with black stripes?

Yes!

why dose the spedo on my ute go up to 200 when it cant get over 140 in top gear?

You're not holding your tongue properly.

what is the meaning of life?

That's it!

Whats a question with no answer called?
Useless!

More questions.

[mic-d]

how can the universe go on forever?
Who said it does?

if a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears will i get caught?
Yes, some busy body will always catch you

how can there be nothing in space there has to be sompthing, dosent there?
There is. There is matter, just very low density of matter, and perhaps some ill-defined thing called fudge-factor er.. dark matter

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?
The easter bunnny doesn't exist Carl. It was a joke made up by Santa Claus.

if leaves keep falling and decomposing will the earth slowly get bigger and bigger?
No, that is why they are called leaves, because they eventually leave. The earth is actually slowly getting bigger as dust and other bodies from space are drawn into the atmosphere of the earth, but we really need the moon to fall to really hurry it along.

if you cut a peice of wood inhalf do u have 2 bits of wood or 2 halves of a bit of wood?
Neither, you have waste that is slightly too small to be used for anything useful, they can only be used by pen turners.

Why is there a top line on lined paper?
It's a boundary effect, don't worry about it

are zebras black with white strypes or white with black stripes?
Stealing from Douglas Adams, they are neither, black will eventually be proven to be white.

why dose the spedo on my ute go up to 200 when it cant get over 140 in top gear?
C'mon Carl, I've seen your ute. In freefall ... maybe.

what is the meaning of life?
Give away all your wood

Whats a question with no answer called?
Did you just have too many typo's for anyone to understand?

Cheers
Michael

[arose62]

I remember reading a Paddington Bear story, where he was asked:

"if you have a piece of wood 2 feet long, and you cut it in half, how long will each piece be?"

Paddington's answer was "2 feet", as he'd previously had a bad experience cutting a board in half whilst standing on it, so now had decided to always cut in half down the long dimension.

[chrisb691]

If a man says something, and no woman can hear him........is he still wrong?

[Claw Hama]

Yes, because they always find out. But by then you have thought of a great excuse.