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  1. #61
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    Firstly, just tell me the horse was alright!

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    Hwy! Quit Horsin' around, We've got a bush fire to fight!!!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    What do you mean a diamond mine?? I thought you said there were a lot of carots down there!
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    (...and I was busy practicing my putting. )

    Quarterhorse? Looks more like a third to me...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Glue pot
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    fireman: 'i hope that white stripe down his face isnt bird poo'
    S T I R L O

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    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it sink!

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    OK skew you're up
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Hmmm...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    I used to deliver groceries but got promoted. to body parts.



    Cheers Fred
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    Bring out your dead, bring out your dead!!
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Ravi took his next job a little too literally
    " this delivery is important and must be delivered with an "escort"

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    "When I applied for the job as a courier they told me I'd get a company car."
    Pugwash.

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    Thumbs up

    He's your Metalcorp mate!!!


    (Would look better with scattered musical notes, but.....)

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    Would you trust a man who peddles used cars for a living?
    IAMNOWHERE
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