So what's all this about, then?

[HappyHammer]

In a blood curdling roar crabtree replied "I got flushed down the toilet". The creature replied "...

[craigb]

"This is what happens when you descend to the scatalogical."

"So anyway" asked Crabtree, "Where am I ?"

[HappyHammer]

"This is a research facility put together by Mark Latham when he was at Liverpool council. He had the idea of re-cycling toilet water to be used in....."

[echnidna]

The local liberal parties coffee machine

[ernknot]

then the fog cleared and Crabtree was back on track. "Cripes" he thought " even in cyber space we can't get away from these morons trying to foist their political crap on others". He thought " Just as well I am sitting on the crapper and can flush this into space" . Reacing for the bits of 4X4 he commenced to wipe his.....

[craigb]

memory clean of such crudeity.

As he did so the picture of the tasty Michelle became clearer and clearer.

"Ah cherie" he sighed "just zee sight of you, my leetle croissant makes me swell with ...."

[ernknot]

the pride zat i am a bed speeking frenchman. But besides zet, i am really gotting ze hits for yu, just feel moi ......"

[ozwinner]

just feel moi, just feel moi, just feel moi.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttt
went the arm of the old 78 gramaphone player as Jacque crashed into it again.
Drunk as usual, he stumbled to his feet to restart his favourite record on the gramaphone......zzzttttt........zzzzzztttttt............went the..................

[echnidna]

But it was too late as Ozwinner dashed in very quick and scooped up the shattered 78 records and ran off shouting "More Black...

[ernknot]

Adder, more black adder, that's the only thing that makes sense, or maybe some Monty Python. Anything but James Aznavour on 78's"

[Grunt]

Harold, the man in the next room was quite annoyed at noise of the 78's playing because it interupted his ...

[ozwinner]

Prostitution racket............which was in the ..............

[Caliban]

vicinity of ubeaut.com.au, which made very little sense to anyone except SilentC who understood that it's means it is, but used it to mean belonging to it instead, therefore ...

[silentC]

... confounding apostrophe man, who was unable to parse the sentence and was sent mumbling to the back of the classroom to lament the lack of decent standards in English language education. Meanwhile, the creature raised its head and with eyes that pierced his very soul, rested its gaze upon Crabtree. Crabtree reached for his copy of Roget's and said ...

[Grunt]

sodomise me after looking up bugger in the Roget's. Crabtree then pulled out his ...