The Chemist

[mickelmaster]

A teenage boy gets a text message from his girlfriend asking him to come over for dinner to meet her parents and then have sex later the same night.

Being the boys first time he goes to the chemist and walks over to the condom section looking at all the different sizes and quantities. After about two minutes a chemist comes over and offers his help, the boy tells him about his situation. After another half an hour the boy, using all the information from the chemist decides to buy his condoms.

Later that night they're all at the dinner table and the mother just set out the meal. The father asks the boy to say grace, so he does. After a minute hes still praying, two minutes hes still praying, five minutes goes past and finally after TEN minutes the boy stops.

The girl leans over and says 'I never knew you were so religous' the boy then replies 'I never knew you father was a chemist.'

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