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  1. 19th February 2009, 08:03 AM #796
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claw Hama View Post
    Thats ok it's over my head too, must be for those people who watch TV I guess.
    hmmph. it's from the movie called The Castle
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    Billy-Bob's last words were "Hey Y'all, watch this!"
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Driving in the wrong lane gets you into all sorts of trouble.


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    Hello TomTom? I found a bug in your GPS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Hello TomTom? I found a bug in your GPS.
    I'm sorry sir, but GPS are not designed to work in between tall, closely spaced concrete buildings...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    I'm sorry sir, but GPS are not designed to work in between tall, closely spaced concrete buildings...
    But I was at the top of a multilevel carpark at the time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    But I was at the top of a multilevel carpark at the time!
    In that case sir, could you please go back to the top of the carpark to see if the issue occurs again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    In that case sir, could you please go back to the top of the carpark to see if the issue occurs again?
    OK, standby.
    Eagle2? I have a acquired a new target. The gps coordintates are
    -33.623581,151.150117. You are clear to arm weapons and await my scorpio.
    Hello Tomtom, it appears I have all the cards, could you send a tow truck please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    OK, standby.
    Eagle2? I have a acquired a new target. The gps coordintates are
    -33.623581,151.150117. You are clear to arm weapons and await my scorpio.
    Hello Tomtom, it appears I have all the cards, could you send a tow truck please?
    Cheers
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    No problems sir. Well send the towtruck by the exact path you took. You may want to step out of the car just before it lands, sorry, arrives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    No problems sir. Well send the towtruck by the exact path you took. You may want to step out of the car just before it lands, sorry, arrives.
    Sir, I'd ask that you identify those gps coordinates

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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Sir, I'd ask that you identify those gps coordinates

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    I'd happily tell you Sir, but GPS are not designed to work in between tall, closely spaced concrete buildings...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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    Thumbs up

    So much for "Roadside Assist!!
    You have no intention of helping.
    Do you havr the number for the NRMA (RACV< RACQ etc)??

    Errrr perhaps if I'djoined AA instead I wouldn't be here like this!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    I'd happily tell you Sir, but GPS are not designed to work in between tall, closely spaced concrete buildings...
    Eagle2, you may engage at will....

    (I meant those coords)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    Eagle2, you may engage at will....

    (I meant those coords)

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    RUUUUUUNNNN
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    Hello Garmin, can you deliver me a replacement for my Tomtom gps? My location? I don't know, this one wasn't designed to work in between tall, closely spaced concrete buildings...

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