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  1. #781
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    In my best London Bobby accent.

    Righto, righto, what's going on here then? Not much eh? OK, move along, move along...
    (that's not a caption)
    (Can you tell it's a rain day here in Brissie?)

    Cheers
    Michael

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    hmmm, we're waiting on the outcome of two simultaneous ones too! Where are you, fellas?

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  3. #783
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    Quote Originally Posted by Claw Hama View Post
    I have to go into dry dock, its's very painful, my squeeker is blocked!
    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    what happens when imperial plans are converted to metric.

    Cheers
    Michael
    Sorry assumed you had moved on. I liked the two above, but will give it to Claw Hama cause there aint nothing worse than a blocked squeaker
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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  4. #784
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    Ok, fasten your seatbelts here is the next one.
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  5. #785
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    Ok, now to change the oil.

  6. #786
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    [best Mrs Kerrigan voice - yanks wont understand, and I wont explain ] Daaarl, can you move the commodore so I can get to the camira and then take the Gemini?

    No worries Luv.
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  7. #787
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    Thats ok it's over my head too, must be for those people who watch TV I guess.
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

  8. #788
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    Are ya sure this is how ya s'posed to change the diff?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  9. #789
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    Well THAT should hold the wall up!!!

  10. #790
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    'Coulda sworn the garage door was open'.
    Cheers, Ern

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    I told ya that reverse gear was so low it could climb walls
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    So THATS what they mean by angle parking!
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    That bloody wife of mine drives me up the wall.
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Well, they told me that I could park anywhere.

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    well she said your've had a couple of beers so i'll park if for you
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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