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  1. #766
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    Green Peace has decided to go the way of the Troy idea in its relentless pursuit of Japanese Whaling ships.

    It also hide them from further attack by the French

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    They might be able to shoot whales, but they will never bring themselves to shoot my rubber duckie.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  3. #768
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    Attachment 96664

    Hello Ma, I think I wet my pants!

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    "Hello is that the weather bureau" "you got it wrong again"
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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    "Hello? Is this the coast Guard? I'm trapped in a flood and need help getting out."

    "No problems sir, we'll send our latest rescue boat in to get you. You wont miss it sir, it looks like a large, yellow rubber duckie..."

    cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  6. #771
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    Organising the Queensland Forum get together
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gra View Post
    Organising the Queensland Forum get together
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  8. #773
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Yes, very clever.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

  9. #774
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    Someone from northern NSW asking if he can come too.
    Cheers, Ern

  10. #775
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    I have to go dear... no really...Yes well I do try and see it from your point of view. Well you should try standing in my shoes... although it wouldn't make any difference, you can talk underwater... Nothing dear...

    Cheers
    Michael

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    Hello NRMA/RACQ? My car isn't working.

    What Seems to be the problem?

    I'm pretty sure it's water in the carburettor...
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Hello? Vic Government? We have your water. If you ever want to see it again leave $5million in used, unmarked bills in...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Hello dear, you didn't chain up the dog before you left home this morning did you?

  14. #779
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    Ohh operator, I would like to be making a trunks call please. Yes, Yes, I am most definatly in my trunks.
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    Hello? Is that the Lake Torrens weir? I think I've found your water.
    anne-maria.
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    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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