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  1. #751
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    Couldn't find any aluminium foil, but this should stop the buggers reading my thoughts.
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    I'll have a short back and sides I said not a Lime n Bitter sour puss

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    With the right head protection, I can have 18 lives............

  4. #754
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    Smile

    Marmalade cat be buggered!!!!

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    i'm just a Manchurian moggy in winter
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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    I don't think green is really my colour.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

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    ....and I've got this motorbike I made out of a pumpkin......
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bullfright View Post
    With the right head protection, I can have 18 lives............
    Our new member from Canada can have a crack at it... Over to you, bullfright.

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    looks like our Canadian friend is asleep, so here is one for the meantime



    Thanks for the link Col
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    Just when the duck hunting season closed...................

    Sorry Dave, I had my nap so lets let this one run for a while and I will try to put up a new one before I go to bed.

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    no probs bullfright.

    "The Navy comes up with a modern nautical version of the Tojan Horse, with mixed results"

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    I have to go into dry dock, its's very painful, my squeeker is blocked!
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    what happens when imperial plans are converted to metric.

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    Michael

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    During testing it readily became apparent that the Navy's new Stealth Cruiser wasn't quite as inconspicuous as originally hoped...
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    A new cruise line has made a play for the animal lovers dollar, initial reports say it is overrated and not what it is quacked up to be.

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