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    Default Ferrari sack pit crew

    The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. This
    announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
    British government's **/Work for the Dole/** scheme and employ some
    Liverpudlian youngsters.*

    *The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
    how unemployed youths from Liverpool were able to remove a set of wheels
    in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
    existing crew could only do it in eight seconds with millions of pound's
    worth of high tech equipment.*

    *It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management
    team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an
    advantage over every other team.*

    *However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first
    practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all
    four wheels in under six seconds, but within 12 seconds they had
    re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for eight
    cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in
    the shower!** *

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