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  1. #691
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    It's OK, I switched her shark repellant for fish oil!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  2. #692
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    Shark: I love da part where dey turn around!
    Instagram: mark_aylward
    www.solidwoodfurniture.com.au


    A good edge takes a little sweat!!

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    You're more likely to be hit crossing the road than.....
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    Look out!!!
    There's a lawyer behind you!!!

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    That's not a smile, this is a smile...

    Cheers
    Michael

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    I'll pass it to Gra for coming up with the most... "out of the blue."

    (Lignin is really gonna have to work out how to post pix, though. )
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Skew,
    My efforts with this infernal machine are not unlike yours with THAT chisel.
    All looks well until........DAMN(or, in my case, worse profanity)
    I am a founder member of the Australian Chapter of Luddites.
    Thanks for compliment, though.

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    Keep movement to a minimum so that we don't attract any sha........................

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    Lignin, email the pic to me and I will put it up for you.

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    Sorry been playing Mr Mom, didnt notice I needed to post a new one...

    Try this....
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

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    Just slide into the left lane and take the next exit.

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    ahh, that's just the Special State School for Surplus Students
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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    Tour Guide: ..."and this section of the battlements was constructed just before the castle's demise by Harald the Tight in 1706. Notice the lack of crenellations, meutrieres, machicolations and... well... general lack."


    (Before anyone asks: Google is your friend. )
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    The bus has been running late all year so we came up with this nifty way to speed things up

    Peter
    The other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".

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    "No, Mrs Jones. We don't actually expel unruly pupils."
    Pugwash.

    Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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