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10th February 2009, 06:35 PM #691
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It's OK, I switched her shark repellant for fish oil!
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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10th February 2009, 08:03 PM #692
Heavy Machinery
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Shark: I love da part where dey turn around!
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10th February 2009, 10:35 PM #693
Dehydrated Hydrographer
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10th February 2009, 10:38 PM #694
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Look out!!!
There's a lawyer behind you!!!
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10th February 2009, 11:09 PM #695
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That's not a smile, this is a smile...
Cheers
Michael
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11th February 2009, 03:28 AM #696
Dances with splinters
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I'll pass it to Gra for coming up with the most... "out of the blue."
(Lignin is really gonna have to work out how to post pix, though.
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- Andy Mc
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11th February 2009, 09:06 AM #697
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Skew,
My efforts with this infernal machine are not unlike yours with THAT chisel.
All looks well until........DAMN(or, in my case, worse profanity)
I am a founder member of the Australian Chapter of Luddites.
Thanks for compliment, though.
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11th February 2009, 10:03 AM #698
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Keep movement to a minimum so that we don't attract any sha........................
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11th February 2009, 12:57 PM #699
Retired
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Lignin, email the pic to me and I will put it up for you.
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11th February 2009, 01:35 PM #700
Member for stupid ideas
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Sorry been playing Mr Mom, didnt notice I needed to post a new one...
Try this....I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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11th February 2009, 01:52 PM #701
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Just slide into the left lane and take the next exit.
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11th February 2009, 01:56 PM #702
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ahh, that's just the Special State School for Surplus Students
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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11th February 2009, 03:24 PM #703
Dances with splinters
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Tour Guide: ..."and this section of the battlements was constructed just before the castle's demise by Harald the Tight in 1706. Notice the lack of crenellations, meutrieres, machicolations and... well... general lack."
(Before anyone asks: Google is your friend.
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- Andy Mc
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11th February 2009, 04:50 PM #704
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The bus has been running late all year so we came up with this nifty way to speed things up
PeterThe other day I described to my daughter how to find something in the garage by saying "It's right near my big saw". A few minutes later she came back to ask: "Do you mean the black one, the green one, or the blue one?".
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11th February 2009, 05:51 PM #705
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"No, Mrs Jones. We don't actually expel unruly pupils."
Pugwash.
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