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8th February 2009, 09:56 PM #661
Retired Marine Engineer
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so would that would be your left or his right ........ah just fork it
Ashore
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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8th February 2009, 11:38 PM #662
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one of you fellas down there pass up the angle grinder, now we just need to cut a beam or two on the roof to make it fit.
CHeers
Michael
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8th February 2009, 11:51 PM #663
Member for stupid ideas
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Cant quite reach, have we got another forklift around here somewhere?
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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8th February 2009, 11:58 PM #664
Hoarder of Timber
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Put another 10psi in the tires and we'll get it on
Cheers
DJ
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9th February 2009, 07:19 AM #665
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There is nothing like a crown for picking it up and...
dropping it 2 stories...
(and, yes - I know they're toyotas, but that didn't go with the sloagan
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...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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9th February 2009, 09:31 AM #666
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All this effort for the super-percolator for the OH&S meeting
"Rotten to the Core"
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9th February 2009, 10:26 AM #667
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"Don't you guys know your etiquette"
"The big fork first then the small one"
Cheers FredCheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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9th February 2009, 11:22 AM #668
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"This is how I was taught at the Aussie University to do it honest"
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9th February 2009, 01:49 PM #669
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going once... do I hear any more ladies and gentlemen?
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Michael
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9th February 2009, 07:45 PM #670
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All I said was "Has anyone got the time?"
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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9th February 2009, 08:14 PM #671
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DJ, over to you!
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Michael
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9th February 2009, 08:36 PM #672
Hoarder of Timber
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OK, I'll see if I can rustle up something
Cheers
DJ
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9th February 2009, 08:44 PM #673
Hoarder of Timber
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Here we go
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DJ
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9th February 2009, 08:47 PM #674
Dances with splinters
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The Action-man bidet!
- Andy Mc
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9th February 2009, 09:07 PM #675
Heavy Machinery
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The nice guys on the beach, who lent me the surf board, said, to make sure I had a big wave for the camera.
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