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  1. 27th September 2004, 08:25 PM #691
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    "...avec a litre of vin ordinaire and we can, ow you say, 'ave zee pick a nick"

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    ... nipples exploded. "Mon dieu, sacre bleu, that shood nit ave appened. Ah blem thit 'ungarian freeze book thit smelly man in the tronch coat sold moo". With that, Crabtroo, err Crabtree, ...
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    ..decided he needed a rest and headed for the dunny for a slow . Upon entering said dunny.....
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    he thought " 'ere is my chance to intoduce some scatalogical humour to the story. But no, Crabtree is above such things, so he won't"

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    ... examoan theez coproleets thit I hove in my trooser picket. I foond them in ...
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    ...CraigB's magazine rack where "Give me more poo, I love it" featured prominently alongside a well worn dictionary and thesaurus....
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    The poo in question was, of course, apple poo. Crabtree was also fond of steek 'n kodney poo and not averse to a helping of shiphard's poo. He settled down to contemplate a series of culinary delights and ...
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    dropped his load into the dunny. He then asked the automated dunny to wipe the poo off his sphincter. The mechanical arm reached out and ...
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    ..grabbed his...
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    ... shirt. Deftly lifting it, the arm selected some 120 grit wet and dry loo paper. It proceeded in a southerly direction but just as it was about to pass the family jewels, Crabtree, thinking better of the idea, pressed the cancel button. The arm ...
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    ..became confused and pulled down hard on crabtrees shirt, the toilet flushed creating a vaccuum that sucked crabtree down. He...
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    ... plummeted downwards, spiralling round and round, until he was flushed out the other end into a subterranean world. Around him were thousands of tortured looking souls but just ahead was a gothic looking creature carrying a scythe. The creature raised it's head and with eyes that pierced his very soul, rested it's gaze upon Crabtree. The creature opened it's mouth to speak. It said ...
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