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6th February 2009, 01:43 PM #646
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Patient on the bed - "Dude, you might need to tighten those nuts"
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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6th February 2009, 03:10 PM #647
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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"What you doing under there Barry?"
"The last time I was in here they brought me a bed pan every day for a week, but I just couldn't manage it. I'm not going through that agony again, so I'm making a trap door now before they take me down to theatre".
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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6th February 2009, 03:51 PM #648
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I can't separate Fender and Gra (#646)
Go for it,boys!!
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6th February 2009, 04:05 PM #649
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Its yours Gra
Cheers FredCheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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7th February 2009, 09:36 AM #650
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looks like Gras' in the shed so here we go.
Cheers FredCheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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7th February 2009, 10:14 AM #651
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Gawd, if he falls for that, what the hell is he doing carrying ba rifle!!???
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7th February 2009, 10:16 AM #652
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OOPS---Shotgun
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7th February 2009, 10:24 AM #653
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Its duck season, no human season, duck season..........
(Sorry guys went out for dinner, FIL's birthday)I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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7th February 2009, 11:25 AM #654
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Here's a bit more lead for your pencil, sucker!
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Michael
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7th February 2009, 01:14 PM #655
Dances with splinters
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And you say we have silly mating calls...?
- Andy Mc
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7th February 2009, 01:26 PM #656
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Well if the cows can do it so can we
(for an explanation of this see [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI"]YouTube - Cows with guns[/ame])I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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7th February 2009, 04:57 PM #657
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"THIS is why it's called birdshot!"
Pugwash.
Never criticise Australia Post. One day they might find out where you live.
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8th February 2009, 10:08 AM #658
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Pull!
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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8th February 2009, 05:23 PM #659
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Ok mic-d its yours.
Cheers FredCheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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8th February 2009, 09:28 PM #660
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one moment please
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Michael
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