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    Default A little humour with a good moral.

    A little humour with a good moral.
    The Pastor's Ass

    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
    it won.

    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
    that he entered it in the Race
    again, and it won again.


    The local paper read:


    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
    publicity that he ordered the
    pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


    The next day, the local paper headline
    read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he
    ordered the pastor to get
    rid
    of the donkey.


    The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
    nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
    the following headline the next day:



    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.


    The bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to
    get rid of the donkey, so she
    sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day the paper read:


    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he
    ordered the nun to buy back the
    donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.


    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

    The bishop was buried the next day.


    The moral of the story is .. . . being
    concerned about public opinion can
    bring you much grief and misery . even shorten your
    life.


    So be yourself and enjoy life.


    Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
    you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

    Have a nice day!
    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.


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