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    Quote Originally Posted by Lignin View Post
    Richard Hammond rides again!!!
    I'm a Top Gear nut, so I'll have to pay this one, so over to you Ligni!

    Mind you, Richard Hammond did drive a F1 car in some episode recently and didn't have the guts to go quick enough for the aerodynamics to work... Pretty funny to watch!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    I'm a Top Gear nut, so I'll have to pay this one, so over to you Ligni!

    Mind you, Richard Hammond did drive a F1 car in some episode recently and didn't have the guts to go quick enough for the aerodynamics to work... Pretty funny to watch!!!

    Cheers,
    Dave
    Very funny to watch but I'm not sure it was no guts - perhaps he has more smarts than some of the others.

    It actually amazes me when they hammer the cars on their track, slides etc that they don't wear helmets. When I first started riding motor bikes we always wore good helmets - the most expensive we could buy - the guiding principle was "If you have a $10 head then a $10 helmet would do.

    Am enjoying all of the clever comment and pix - keep them coming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob38S View Post
    Very funny to watch but I'm not sure it was no guts - perhaps he has more smarts than some of the others.
    To me, that's what having guts is: "Smart people would have stopped doing this by now, but I'm having fun"

    Not saying I'd do any better - I reckon it would be in the wall at Mark-5 the instant I touched the throttle

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    Sorry, still haven't mastered Picci Posting.
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    Here you go. Lignin, you have to choose the winner

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    Bed-pan be blowed... I'm installing me some REAL plumbin'!
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    C'mon Wheelin get back into bed before the nurse comes.
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    Thanks, Mic-d.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    C'mon Wheelin get back into bed before the nurse comes.
    FB you don't know how close that is the bed I had every wardsman cursed it it wouldn't move.

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    Yep room for a V8 6 slot box and 9"diff just remove the leveling device and jobs done.

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    The NSW Department of Health introduces it's new "Patient Maintenance Scheme". Early press reports indicate it wasn't quite the type of patient maintenance expected...

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    [actually hope the dept of helth don't see this - it might give them ideas on how to remove the last of the funding from the hospitals in liberal areas]
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    Bloody Gov records showed I had mechanical back ground With all the Gov cut backs they worked it so to help pay for my hospital stay I had to service the beds.

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    "What are you doing?"
    "Trying to turn up the volume on the call button".
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    What are you doing?

    Trying to find that scope
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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