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4th February 2009, 12:27 PM #616
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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"Hello Mum...yes, we've arrived on Earth...no, we're in London at the moment... it's 1:15 here... yeeessss Mummm, we've just had some lunch. Listen Mum, it's 8:15 on Orjub, so I'll let you get on with your breakfast and we're kinda busy checking in right now... no, nobody here suspects a thing. By-eee".
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I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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4th February 2009, 01:05 PM #617
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"Hello, hello....Style police??
I'm about to make a citizens' arrest !!"
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4th February 2009, 01:49 PM #618
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Yes thats right while I like to show off my ass with tight fitting cloths poor Burney hasn't got one to hang his pants on thatswhy we have come to London to see the plastic surgeon and have half of mine stuck on his Mum.
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4th February 2009, 02:01 PM #619
Member for stupid ideas
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Your wearing your foilie on the wrong end......
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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4th February 2009, 02:20 PM #620
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An unknown rapper arrives at the hotel with his liposculpture donor, a famous tennis player.
(scary thing is, I could almost see that as a real story in a trashy women's mag
)
Cheers
Michael
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4th February 2009, 09:12 PM #621
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Ozkaban, your up mate.
Cheers FredCheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"
Updated 26 April 2010
http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/
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5th February 2009, 07:43 AM #622
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ooops. not watching. Piccy to follow in a moment...
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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5th February 2009, 07:48 AM #623
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...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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5th February 2009, 08:07 AM #624
Retired
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Gee, I was lucky to get this parking spot.
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5th February 2009, 08:45 AM #625
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If I wave my hand I should be fine to just squeeze in in front of this fella. Yep plenty of room.
Cheers
Michael
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5th February 2009, 08:59 AM #626
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Bloody smokers!!!
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5th February 2009, 09:01 AM #627
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Richard Hammond rides again!!!
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5th February 2009, 09:16 AM #628
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At Least I'll get 2nd place and save on fuel
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5th February 2009, 09:51 AM #629
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Bu@@a i thought the demolition derby was the next race on the card.
Cheers FredCheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"
Updated 26 April 2010
http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/
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5th February 2009, 11:07 AM #630
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Hey, you in front, get off the mobile phone!
To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional
Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.
What could possibly go wrong.
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