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Thread: Call Centre
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3rd February 2009, 03:01 AM #1
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Call Centre
Mujibar was trying to get a
Microsoft Call Center job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, .....
'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.
Unless you pass ityou cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The Manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow,Pink, and Green.'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
'Mister Manager, I am ready'
The Manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, ..........
'The telephone goes green, green,
and I pinkit up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at the
Microsoft Call Center India.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have
Last edited by RETIRED; 3rd February 2009 at 07:04 AM. Reason: punctuation
~~~I can not change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to
always reach my destination~~~
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3rd February 2009, 04:33 AM #2
I know him.Was speaking to him last week.
Didn't pickup on his name at the time.
But it must have been himBack To Car Building & All The Sawdust.
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3rd February 2009, 01:55 PM #3
Well I think he has moved to the Telstra call centre because I get him every time I ring them.
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3rd February 2009, 02:49 PM #4
I reckon I got him twice this morning on Optus Call Centre.
I hung up in disgust the first two times and tried a third time
only to get his sister. Sooooo frustrating.
How do I turn this upside down.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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4th February 2009, 11:14 AM #5
like this:
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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4th February 2009, 12:08 PM #6
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4th February 2009, 12:40 PM #7...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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4th February 2009, 12:48 PM #8
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4th February 2009, 12:57 PM #9
I used a little freebie software package called irfanview (http://www.irfanview.com/). Very light weight and quick, as well as dead useful. Much better than built in windows image viewing/manipulation tools.
I saved the image, rotated it 90 deg, saved it, repeat 4 times. Then rotated 45 deg, saved, then rotated 90deg, etc.
I know, i know. I'm a geek. but at least the govt paid me to do it
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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4th February 2009, 02:07 PM #10
I must get his sister all the time ....
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