Nice jumper

[Allan at Wallan]

The Yarra River is the main stream running through
Melbourne and is the subject of many jokes.

I remember wanting to cross over the Yarra
but the river was in flood. It was two kilometres wide
so I got on my horse, rode back to Northcote so I could
get a long run at it.

I raced at breakneck speed, dug in the spurs, and the
horse jumped.

Did I clear the river?

My oath I did. I made it easily and landed in Hobart.

Allan

[watson]

Go back on your medication Allan

[Allan at Wallan]

Go back on your medication Allan

Took some medication Noel but it made me a little hoarse.
(Not big enough to jump the Yarra).

Allan

[watson]

Therw's a drovin' story about a bloke that drove 2000 sheep from Finley to Hobart.
When asked how he got them across Bass Strait, he replied....." Oh I didn't go that way"

[mic-d]

The Yarra River is the main stream running through
Melbourne and is the subject of many jokes.

I remember wanting to cross over the Yarra
but the river was in flood. It was two kilometres wide
so I got on my horse, rode back to Northcote so I could
get a long run at it.

I raced at breakneck speed, dug in the spurs, and the
horse jumped.

Did I clear the river?

My oath I did. I made it easily and landed in Hobart.

Allan

Couldn't you have just walked across it (no not suggesting you are the messiah) but it is mostly soil isn't it.

[Shrek3]