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25th January 2009, 10:17 PM #1
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Three old ladies
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!
The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"Cheers Fred
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26th January 2009, 11:16 AM #2
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Good one Fender.
Can't knock that.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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27th January 2009, 11:58 PM #3
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Their names weren't, Gillard, Tebutt and Firth?
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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