So what's all this about, then?

[craigb]

a roue (sp) of flour and water to which he'd add milk. He used to love making it with Bernaise, who was a French maid that we used to employ.

Sometimes, just quitely, I think it was more than just sauce they made.

Why one day I walked in and found them ....

[Driver]

... conjugating an irregular French verb.

"Mon Dieu and coq au vin!" exclaimed Bernaise, rapidly adjusting her clothing. "What have we done?" She ...

[silentC]

... queried querulously, qualifying her query with a quick quip, "I mean, it's not like we're not grown adults you know." With that, she picked up the large ladle and began to ...

[Christopha]

crack a woody when he wades through the fog of Alzheimers and rea;lises it was the bloody Gazungas what did for him due the, the, the..... now where was I? Hells Bells, WHO am I?????.

[echnidna]

Monsueir you are Napoleon Bonaparte

[Christopha]

Merci Monsieur, I shall make you a Marshall in my army and send you to invade a small country for moi.....please bring back some.......

[echnidna]

...icy cold french fosters...

[Driver]

Unfortunately, due to a transcription glitch, this came out as "icy cold french foresters" which explains why Napoleon was eventually confronted by a small group of blokes in green kit, encrusted with ice particles, shivering and querying, querulously: "Quoi ...?"

Behind them loomed a lugubrious Pom wearing a downturned moustache and a French gendarme's uniform. He said

"Cin I holp ye?"

"Oh no!" they cried "It's ...

[echnidna]

...the muffin man....

[Grunt]

"

"Not the Muffin Man!" exclaimed Napoleon as he had a flash back to a movie with a green Ogre as the lead.

A donkey started to ...

[echnidna]

..gnaw on the back of his greatcoat as he pondered whether or not to...

[Driver]

... slowly transmogrify into a mule. Muffin the Mule!! (Which, by the way, is incorrectly considered by some to be an event at the Idiots Olympics: alongside such time-honoured sports as Heading the Shot and Catching the Javelin) ...

[ernknot]

This reminded him of the time he was entered in to Idiots Olympics but did not qualify. This negative event made him as happy as a one legged man at an a**e kicking contest. Enough of the past he thought, as he tapped his wooden leg and.....

[echnidna]

and realized it was infested with termites so he....

[Driver]

... dug a few out and chewed reflectively on them as he tried to remember the other event from the Idiots Olympics. The one that eluded his memory. What the hell was it ... that's it!

"Roger the Cabin Boy!" he exclaimed.

"Coming!" said Staines, gleefully, unfastening his pantaloons as he clambered back through the rip in the fabric of the universe ...