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  1. 23rd September 2004, 10:02 AM #1
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    Default The Morning After The Machine's Party

    Bandsaw - I feel like I've got a tight band around my head.
    Jointer - I'm a bit flat this morning.
    Scraper - OK who hooked me last night.
    Thicknesser - my head feels a bit thick.
    Burnisher - I'm sorry if I acted like a hooker.
    Tablesaw - Don't feel real sharp.
    Chisel - I've lost my edge.
    2HP DC - I'll never mix my sawdust again.
    Plane - I think I've lost my soul.
    Screwdriver - I didn't did I!
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  2. 23rd September 2004, 10:12 AM #2
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    Operator: You guys used me last night!!!
    So now I'm going to use you!

    Back to work Termite
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  3. 23rd September 2004, 11:32 AM #3
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    Square - don't know what you guys are complaining about. I feel fine!
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  4. 23rd September 2004, 01:21 PM #4
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    Router.... did I get a bit?
    Drill press........I hope I wasn't too boring.
    Lathe..... I'm done to a turn.
    Flat thing on wall with lotsa nails...... Rack off youse lot!
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  5. 23rd September 2004, 02:32 PM #5
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    Sander - I'm feeling a bit rough.
    Triton SuperJaws - I need to get a grip!
    Hammer - I feel like I've been hit on the head.
    Curly Decorative Iron Strip - Whoa! Have I been on a bender!
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  6. 23rd September 2004, 09:46 PM #6
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    Any GMC tool - I feel so cheap!
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  7. 23rd September 2004, 10:04 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha
    Flat thing on wall with lotsa nails...... Rack off youse lot!
    Taken a while, but I see youse is getting back to youse old self..
    Which I think is a gooder thing BTW.

    Al
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