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19th January 2009, 09:36 PM #406
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Stop it Cedric. I thought you agreed not to do this anymore. It distracts the people from my glorious physique and attire.
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19th January 2009, 10:20 PM #407
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From SHMBO: See I can do hornstands
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19th January 2009, 10:24 PM #408
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Breakdancing bulls now play an important part in the pre-fight entertainment.
"OK Ferdinand... when you're quite ready, do you think we could get on with the tauromachy ?".
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
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19th January 2009, 10:33 PM #409
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You can't believe that photo! I think it's just a tall tale. Or is that why they call it stake.
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19th January 2009, 10:52 PM #410
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Ooooh, my head hurts
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19th January 2009, 11:15 PM #411
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Michael Jackson teaching his new pet bull "Fluffy" some dance moves.
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19th January 2009, 11:16 PM #412
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20th January 2009, 07:44 AM #413
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A bit late, I know, but these ideas don't come along very often
Hey diddle diddle
the matador's little
the bull fell over his head
the matador laughed
to see such fun
but now the Matador's dead...
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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20th January 2009, 09:48 AM #414
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Compose that in the night did you?
Originally Posted by Ozkaban
A bit late, I know, but these ideas don't come along very often
Hey diddle diddle
the matador's little
the bull fell over his head
the matador laughed
to see such fun
but now the Matador's dead...
Cheers,
Dave
Acshully not bad.
anne-maria.
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20th January 2009, 09:54 AM #415
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That limeric deserves a greenie for effort
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20th January 2009, 10:25 AM #416
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I have 2 and 4 y.o. daughters... making up silly words to songs is what they do best!!! I just try and pick up some pointers along the way
Cheers,
dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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20th January 2009, 10:33 AM #417
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A matador, name of Fred,
Tipped a big bull on its head.
Said "What a jape,
Just the flick of my cape
Of that horrible, bloodthirsty red".
For your kiddies
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20th January 2009, 10:41 AM #418
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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20th January 2009, 10:45 AM #419
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ye gods, what have I started Originally Posted by Lignin
A matador, name of Fred,
Tipped a big bull on its head.
Said "What a jape,
Just the flick of my cape
Of that horrible, bloodthirsty red".
For your kiddies
Nice one though Lignin!!!
cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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20th January 2009, 10:51 AM #420
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Its amazing how useless talents come into their own when you have kids. Originally Posted by Ozkaban
I have 2 and 4 y.o. daughters... making up silly words to songs is what they do best!!! I just try and pick up some pointers along the way
Cheers,
dave My hubby's really good at making up really annoying songs. (That's what you get when you marry a composer. "Beautiful" music ALL DAY. 
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