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    Default Pacific Island Rescue

    Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island.
    Both survived. One of the men brushed himself off and then
    proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance
    of survival.

    When he returned, he rushed up to the other man and screamed,
    "This island is uninhabited. There is no food, and there's no water.
    We are going to die!"

    The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane,
    folded his arms and responded, "No we're not. I make over $250,000 a
    year."

    The first man grabbed his friend and shook him. "Listen, we are on
    an uninhabited island. There is no food, no water. We are going to
    die!"

    The other man, unruffled, again responded. "No, I make over $250,000
    a year."

    The first man, taken aback with such an answer, again repeated "For
    the last time, I'm telling you we ARE doomed. There is NO one else
    on this island. There is NO food. There is NO water. We are, I
    repeat, going to die a slow death."

    "Don't make me say this again. I make over $250,000 per year, I am a
    Baptist, and I tithe. MY PASTOR WILL FIND US!"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    rrich Guest

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    Unfortunately so true.

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