Food Safe

[wheelinround]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of
us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your
stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the
germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most
dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell
me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years
after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in
the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

[fenderbelly]

[joe greiner]

Good one, Ray.

From more than a year ago, but can't find it here now:

Scientists have discovered a dietary supplement that reduces a woman's desire for intimacy. The exact chemical composition has not yet been determined, but the generic form is known as "wedding cake."

Cheers,
Joe