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  1. #256
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    "Hey Fred! Would you pass me that level there for a minute please".
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  2. #257
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    Look! I can see Neverland from here!
    anne-maria.
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    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  3. #258
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    Ok, which one of you guys divided by zero
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

    My Other Toys

  4. #259
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    OK, who bent my space-time continuum?
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  5. #260
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    I'll be glad when this Shed's Finished you'll be able to see Cliff's place from here

  6. #261
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    I told you to install the plumbing underground!

    I !#$%@# did!!!
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  7. #262
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    Warp Factor 5
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

  8. #263
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozkaban View Post
    Somedays you just don't know whether you're coming or going.
    I can relate to this, Ozkaban you're up!

  9. #264
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    here's another...



    cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

  10. #265
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    ahh, Fred, I know you are under a bit of stress at the moment, but remember the training - kids don't get a full compression like an adult.

  11. #266
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    "Oops! I think we should have coordinated our pushing and blowing a bit better"!

    'When administering aid, remain cool and keep your head at all times'.

    'Citizens are warned to be on the look-out for dangerous earth visitors. Today, two aliens in stolen firemens' regalia were photographed devouring a female jogger close to the scene of a house fire'.
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.


    Regards, Woodwould.

  12. #267
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    I think there's an air leak somewhere
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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  13. #268
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    Typical!!! Always trying to get ahead!!!
    anne-maria.
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  14. #269
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    How many dummies can you count in this picture?

    Barry, I don't think CPR will work. No Nigel, there's no blood, I think this fella has anaemia

    Alright, I'll do the checks again! Airway, can't see any blockages...


    Cheers
    Michael

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    I think there's an air leak somewhere

    I think you can have it, Fender..

    Cheers,
    Dave
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
    Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour

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