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9th January 2009, 02:00 PM #226
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ok.
Try this oneI may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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9th January 2009, 02:09 PM #227
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death watch
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9th January 2009, 02:11 PM #228
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9th January 2009, 02:13 PM #229
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The boss's deadline clock with subliminal message
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9th January 2009, 02:15 PM #230
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Biological alarm clock
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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9th January 2009, 02:16 PM #231
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Actually, that'd be brilliant as the sign-in clock for work. You'd punch your ticket, open the coffin and step through into work... just perfect!
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Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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9th January 2009, 02:20 PM #232
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The ultimate clock-off machine
A date with destiny
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9th January 2009, 02:29 PM #233
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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The clock's stopped dead.
Horology can be a grave subject.
At least who ever constructed that clock managed to mount it dead centre.
I bet there's a few collectors would die for that clock.
The case appears to have a very dead finish.
Do you think the clock has a dead-beat movement?.
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
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9th January 2009, 03:56 PM #234
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Looks like this has run its course...
I was thinking, The wife wanted a long case clock........
Woodwould you win....I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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9th January 2009, 03:59 PM #235
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Originally Posted by Gra
I owe another one though so try this guys..I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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9th January 2009, 04:14 PM #236
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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"Oh very cute! I climb all the way up here to rescue you and you just jump down!"
"Oh come back down. I'm not really a tiger".
"Hey cat! I can see my house from here"..
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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9th January 2009, 05:09 PM #237
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This is me on vacation. g'day bear I'm from orstraiylia, bear, bear! Well tickle my whiskers, that's unfriendly!
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9th January 2009, 05:18 PM #238
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You can do it my pupil. Breath deep, concentrate, relax and be the cat. Now jump! and remember, BE THE CAT!
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9th January 2009, 05:35 PM #239
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Awww... c'mon! What they say about red-heads is only a myth! Well... mostly.
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9th January 2009, 06:15 PM #240
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No where is that $@%^#$ cat.... I swear he was up here somewhere...
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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