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Thread: Country Road Information
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3rd January 2009, 02:24 PM #1
Country Road Information
A city-slicker was walking along a country road and came upon a farmer
working in his field.
The man called out to the farmer and asked how long it would take him to get to the next town.
The farmer didn't answer. So, after waiting a bit, the fellow started walking again.
After the man had gone about 100 metres, the farmer yelled to him and
said, "About 20 minutes."
Confused, the man turned back toward the farmer and inquired,
"Why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?"
"Well," said the farmer, "I didn't know how fast you could walk."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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3rd January 2009, 07:15 PM #2
I'll pay that.
Cheers Fred
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6th January 2009, 09:12 PM #3
Haa yep funny as.
Dave,
hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.
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9th January 2009, 04:06 PM #4
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