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    started to play with his ...
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    Joystick and soon found a blowup mail order..
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    plane. Which was absolutely useless for woodwork but really good for using as a ..

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    ... means to an end. Quite what end Roger had not determined when, suddenly, nothing happened!

    He was so amazed at this development that he ...
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    inadvertently dropped a floatie in his bathtub....
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    which was empty at the time. He quickly dashed out of the bathroom not wanting to be blamed for the decaying polly waffle....
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    ... and almost ran headlong into a pig in a spacesuit,

    "Hell's Teeth!" thought Roger. "There's that bloody Muppet again. The captain of the Starship Swinetrek. What was his name?"

    He didn't have time to stop and converse with the porker because he had decided that he needed to put some distance between himself and the contents of the bathtub. He took off, leaving the porcine aerospace adventurer (what the hell was his name anyway?) to wonder ...
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    why grown, seemingly sane persons, spend valuable time writing this drivel. But he thought if I say that aloud, I'll become a pariah like that whatsisname person, so he just walked into the room recently vacated by Roger just in time to ...
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    ... shave off al of his armpit hair to use as ......

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    hearing protection for when the brown sticky smelly stuff hit the fan over Roger's recent antics, so...
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    ... when Roger raced back in, pointed at the space-suit clad pig and shouted, triumphantly

    "Link Hogthrob! Captain of the Starship Swinetrek! That's who you are!"

    he failed to hear him. This is a pity because not many people ever remember this particular Muppet's name so it would have been pleasant for him to realise he was not entirely forgotten. However ...
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    he must work on his image. Let's face it, a pig in space, wearing a silver suit and having a name no one remebers is a bit of a pain in the.....
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    .... woodwork..... nearly as bad as termites up the ......

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    space suits ablution tube. Suddenly, as is wont in this story, the Klingons re-appeared in a puff of space dust and obliterated the entire Muppet crew. The Klingons always detested any creature that looked like they were stuffed animals.

    Roger was pleased with this turn of events because ...
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    The big yellow canary looked and tasted like ....
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