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1st January 2009, 10:52 AM #106
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I knew if I got caught I'd be in the sh*t!
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1st January 2009, 11:06 AM #107
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mummy told me to wash my feet! Do you want me to tell her you didn't clean the bathtub when she said to? No? So get me out of here and wipe my feet, sucker.
Cheers
Michael
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1st January 2009, 11:29 AM #108
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My ???? isn't as big as your mummy!! I fell in!!
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1st January 2009, 04:59 PM #109
Dances with splinters
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Ozkaban? Looks like you got it. 'Twas a toss up between you and MicD, actually.
And yes, it's not hard to get a few Tb in storage nowadays. I upgraded to a new motherboard (Xmas present) and the RAID drivers aren't backwards compatible with the old ones.
To make matters worse, when I installed XP (before I knew it wouldn't detect the drives properly) it automatically validated each drive, preventing me from going back to the old motherboard. (I tried that and the old RAID drivers now show the disks as corrupted.
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- Andy Mc
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1st January 2009, 05:30 PM #110
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Wahoo! Here we go...
Oh, and BTW I *never* use RAID at home - I do it at work with enterprise gear but if it goes wrong at home it's game over (as I guess you know!)...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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1st January 2009, 06:04 PM #111
Dances with splinters
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[Reuters] Police bungle raid on wedding. Groom says "That'll teach 'em to try and stitch me up!"
(And yes, I knew that before.
But I know it now!)
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1st January 2009, 06:11 PM #112
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who looks stubid now?
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1st January 2009, 06:13 PM #113
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Police fail in attempt to arrest wedding Singer.
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1st January 2009, 06:22 PM #114
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Now with his trousers back on, the groom can be seen posing with the sewing machine that saved his bacon at the wedding. In the background, a hapless van driver is still checking him out.
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Michael
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1st January 2009, 08:26 PM #115
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young Macgyver impresses the local police by winching out their paddy wagon using only a sewing machine, a pair of cufflinks and a carnation
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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1st January 2009, 09:24 PM #116
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Was going to pay the wedding singer one, but MacGyver got it across the line...
Over to you Underfoot!
Cheers,
Dave...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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2nd January 2009, 06:03 AM #117
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how about this one
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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2nd January 2009, 07:59 AM #118
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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A group of photographers being hauled away from the front of Nicole Kidman's Sydney residence after the new paparazzi laws came into effect on Jan 01..
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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2nd January 2009, 08:05 AM #119
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Recent studies have indicated cannibalism amongst western Caucasians can produce unique and surprising stools..
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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2nd January 2009, 08:12 AM #120
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Two thousand years after inventing sealed roads, the Clooliss Indians of Guatemala discover the wheel..
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
Regards, Woodwould.
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