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Thread: Lawyers' seasonal greeting
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18th December 2008, 02:16 PM #1
Lawyers' seasonal greeting
LAWYERS' SEASONAL GREETING
From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the
wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, politically correct, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
winter (or in acknowledgement of southern hemispheric
seasonal inversion, summer) solstice holiday,
practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practise religious or
secular traditions at all...
and a financially successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2009 , but with
due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and having regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choice of computer platform or dietary preference of
the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these
terms that-
1. This greeting is subject to further clarification
or withdrawal
2. This greeting is freely transferable provided that
no alteration shall be made to the original greeting
and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are
acknowledged.
3. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to
actually implement any of the wishes.
4. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not
be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wishor.
5. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably
as may be expected within the usual application of
good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.
6. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the
limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
7. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord",
"Father Christmas", "Our Saviour", or any other
festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or
alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them
in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary
rights in any referenced third party names and images
are hereby acknowledged.
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19th December 2008, 12:25 AM #2
Merry Christmas/Xmas/Saturnalia, Happy Hanukkah & Kwanzaa, Ray.
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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19th December 2008, 06:38 AM #3rrich Guest
I can't say happy...
So, please do whatever you will in your observance of the days at this time of the year.