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    Talking Xmas Present (really bad taste, sorry in advance)

    I saw in the paper that Paul McCartney bought his wife a plane for Christmas.

    He says she still has to use a razor on the other leg though.
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    Is there anything easier done than said?
    - Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brudda
    Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I
    The possum is dead, the monkey boy fixes the light.

    Al :confused:

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    Click and drag at the end of my signature.. ALL will be revealed

    Kev
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    Which is a lot better than having your head up your..........

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    I am a bit slow today.... have I just been insulted??????

    Kev
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brudda
    his wife a plane for Christmas..

    Is that dangerous???? :confused: :confused: :eek:
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Red face

    "Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure"

    I was sure that translated as "You can't hear the pussy. The wise mouse put glue in your ear".

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