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    Fortunately for Hovo, he was somehow precipitated into an entirely different time/space/warp/dimensionless/story improbable future where after an indeterminate amount of time (which refused to actually exist where he was presently not living but something else entirely) has not exactly passed but gone anyway, he metamorphosed like a beautiful butterfly into the godhood (that awaits all those who are worthy) at the end of the universe. Better?

    Meanwhile, Roger and Semen having finished their rogering had wandered outside to have a look at Susan who was still struggling with the bloomers that were now even more wrapped around her head. The frantic struggles that Susan had been going through had loosened her clothing to such a degree that when Roger bent over he could clearly see ..
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    That Norm had dissapeared from the story. Also, it was rather strange that nobody had commented on the fact that Susan had risen from the dead, having been shot by a private Dick from the milkboard some pages back.

    Staines meanwhile...

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    decided to take a course in 'Pig Rogering for Beginners'. Staines discovered his true calling and decided to ...
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    become a priest...
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    so he could practise his shirt lifting

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    ... outside Bunnings. This provided a diversion for the queue at the sausage sizzle. While their attention was diverted, the remainder of the Hole in the Drawers Gang continued to advance purposefully upon the display of ...
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    ...wooden..




    (THe Hole in The Drawers Gang , I was going to give you a greenie for that but the board wouldn't let me )

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    shoes....

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    In fact they were cloggs. Bunnies was having a Dutch themed sale, so there were windmills, dykes and all manner of Netherlands cliches all over the store.

    This led Roger to turn to Norm and say...

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    "Have you ever stuck your finger in a dyke?". Norm replied "Yes, and then she punched me in the mouth."
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    Having done their worst with the Dutch joke opportunity, the Gang raced into Bunnies, raided the clog display and clattered slowly off up the road. They attracted the sort of attention any group wearing capacious bloomers on their heads and really noisy footwear would attract.

    A passerby turned to his life's companion and said

    "Look, there's ...
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    a bunch of Dyke...builders and Norm overhearing said immediatley "we Yankees don't callem Dykes we call em.....
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    ... levees."

    The passerby thought he said "Levis" and became very confused. However, nothing daunted, Norm started to introduce the rest of the Gang. He only got as far as "Roger the Cabin Boy" when Staines did exactly that.

    Roger said: "Jeez, just once it would be nice for someone to mention my name without it leading to the kind of situation that causes the average citizen to ...
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    throw a bucket of water over me and then call the cops. Quite frankly, I'm bloody sick of it Stainesy".

    This litlle outburst caused Seaman to utter ....

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    crap! What's next?

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