Page 43 of 204 FirstFirst ... 3338394041424344454647485393143 ... LastLast
Results 631 to 645 of 3057
  1. #631
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Bottom of the leg
    Age
    83
    Posts
    366

    Default

    and i'll be ready
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  2. #632
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Oberon, NSW
    Age
    64
    Posts
    0

    Default

    ... she said. An hour ago.
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  3. #633
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Lindfield N.S.W.
    Age
    63
    Posts
    1,644

    Default

    making herself beautiful
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  4. #634
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    Melbourne
    Age
    65
    Posts
    4,239

    Default

    turned out the lights

  5. #635
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Lindfield N.S.W.
    Age
    63
    Posts
    1,644

    Default

    no-one is at home anyhow
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  6. #636
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Bottom of the leg
    Age
    83
    Posts
    366

    Default

    home alone
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  7. #637
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Lindfield N.S.W.
    Age
    63
    Posts
    1,644

    Default

    one hit wonder
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  8. #638
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Oberon, NSW
    Age
    64
    Posts
    0

    Default

    glass jaw.

    (& stomach & nose &... )
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

  9. #639
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Blue Mountains, NSW
    Posts
    36

    Default

    delicate

  10. #640
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Lindfield N.S.W.
    Age
    63
    Posts
    1,644

    Default

    delicatessen
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  11. #641
    Join Date
    Nov 1999
    Location
    East of Melbourne.Vic. Australia
    Posts
    126

    Default

    Milk bar.

  12. #642
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Lindfield N.S.W.
    Age
    63
    Posts
    1,644

    Default

    cafe
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

  13. #643
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Bottom of the leg
    Age
    83
    Posts
    366

    Default

    curtains
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
    http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/

  14. #644
    Join Date
    Jun 1999
    Location
    Westleigh, Sydney
    Age
    78
    Posts
    1,332

    Default

    lights out
    Visit my website
    Website
    Facebook

  15. #645
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Lindfield N.S.W.
    Age
    63
    Posts
    1,644

    Default

    sleep tight
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

Similar Threads

  1. This is not a joke about Zed
    By outback in forum JOKES
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 27th October 2005, 11:04 PM
  2. Just A Joke Right!!!!
    By Christopha in forum JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 25th August 2004, 04:36 PM
  3. four man joke
    By Gino in forum JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 29th September 2002, 09:26 PM
  4. Not a joke. Just a bit of fun.
    By ubeaut in forum JOKES
    Replies: 1956
    Last Post: 13th April 2002, 01:42 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •