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    locking Rogers little wooden bits into a handy vice she started up the chain saw and approached him with a large degree ..
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    ... of trepidation. Was this really the best use of such scant materials? Would she be better lopping it off and using it to turn up a pen, or perhaps a gavel? Nah, bugger she thought, I've always wanted to try chainsaw carving on a live subject - I know, I'll carve a ...

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    ...toothpick which...
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    ...can also be used as a straw for...

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    ..extracting ear wax. The chick starts up the chainsaw and...
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    . just before she can actually attack the object of her desires, said object emits a massive ..
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    ..electrical pulse which disables the chain saw and frees itself and its mates from the vice, they then turn on the chick and....
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    ...having made sure that she was actually turned on and not just faking it , they then proceeded to ....

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    ..back her into a corner and...
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    ... suggest that she reconsider her position.

    She mused on this for a moment and said

    "Leesten vary carefoolly. I shall say zees only wence. Seexty-Nahn!"

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    ....watched as Roger did a handstand in the corner. "You might have a problem as all the blood rushes to your....
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    ..wooden ...
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    ... nose. By the way, why is your nose so much longer than your ...
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    ... Mujingfang smoothing plane (aka the ol' Moojie smoothie)?
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    It's just because it is so cold in this bloody...
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