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Thread: So what's all this about, then?
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9th September 2004, 02:47 PM #436
locking Rogers little wooden bits into a handy vice she started up the chain saw and approached him with a large degree ..
Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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9th September 2004, 03:09 PM #437
... of trepidation. Was this really the best use of such scant materials? Would she be better lopping it off and using it to turn up a pen, or perhaps a gavel? Nah, bugger she thought, I've always wanted to try chainsaw carving on a live subject - I know, I'll carve a ...
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9th September 2004, 03:23 PM #438
...toothpick which...
Always look on the bright side...
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9th September 2004, 03:34 PM #439
...can also be used as a straw for...
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9th September 2004, 03:38 PM #440
..extracting ear wax. The chick starts up the chainsaw and...
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9th September 2004, 03:46 PM #441
. just before she can actually attack the object of her desires, said object emits a massive ..
Bob Willson
The term 'grammar nazi' was invented to make people, who don't know their grammar, feel OK about being uneducated.
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9th September 2004, 03:47 PM #442
..electrical pulse which disables the chain saw and frees itself and its mates from the vice, they then turn on the chick and....
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9th September 2004, 03:52 PM #443
...having made sure that she was actually turned on and not just faking it , they then proceeded to ....
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9th September 2004, 03:59 PM #444
..back her into a corner and...
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9th September 2004, 04:30 PM #445
... suggest that she reconsider her position.
She mused on this for a moment and said
"Leesten vary carefoolly. I shall say zees only wence. Seexty-Nahn!"
"An excellent position to take!" They all ...Driver of the Forums
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9th September 2004, 04:34 PM #446
....watched as Roger did a handstand in the corner. "You might have a problem as all the blood rushes to your....
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9th September 2004, 04:36 PM #447
..wooden ...
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9th September 2004, 04:45 PM #448
... nose. By the way, why is your nose so much longer than your ...
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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9th September 2004, 04:50 PM #449
... Mujingfang smoothing plane (aka the ol' Moojie smoothie)?
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Lord of the Manor of Upper Legover
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9th September 2004, 05:41 PM #450
It's just because it is so cold in this bloody...
"Last year I said I'd fix the squeak in the cupbaord door hinge... Right now I have nearly finished remodelling the whole damn kitchen!"
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