So what's all this about, then?

[HappyHammer]

Hang on Hang on, Ernknot's response times not what it used to be so back to Hovo....

Susan back into life and back into this story, the first thing she said on being revived was, "Oh Cyrano, where have you been all my life? I've (literally) been dying for a licking like that!"
Whereupon Cyrano replied...

"mnmnmnmnmnmnmnmn" because his tongue had gone numb due to Susans ability to hold on to...

[ernknot]

her position in the back of the ......

[HappyHammer]

..truck that had spilled cheap coffee machines all over the road causing....

[ernknot]

traffick to grind to a halt because of all the dregs and...

[Caliban]

...old pharts who used really bad puns like "grind to a halt", and all the police sniffer dogs who were running around in a state of confusion because everyone knows that drug importers use coffee grinds to throw the poor dogs off the scent. But one of these dogs was once in the vice squad and he recognised Susan's unmistakeable aroma from the time he'd met her before. He said to himself, I know that aroma it is...

[HappyHammer]

...Cyrano breath. Cyrano started running but....

[echnidna]

,,,,he slipped on the old gummies at the bottom of the cliff ....

[ozwinner]

So...... what was Cliff doing there?

[echnidna]

looking for projector bits and pieces

[Caliban]

but all he found were bits and pieces of Cyrano's tortured tongue and bits of wooden...

[ernknot]

tongue depressor..

[Grunt]

Which Cliff found somewhat depressing. He then promptly committed suicide by ...

[echnidna]

.....
he gassed himself by sticking his head in a electric oven and turning it on ....

[ernknot]

grill and turbo fan, but alas....

[Perthite]

.named Narelle was passing by and noticed the aroma of cooking. She went to him and proceeded to pull