So what's all this about, then?

[silentC]

... Roger the Cabin Boy, leaping from the wardrobe where he had been hiding, ...

[HappyHammer]

...grabbed the dogs cocked leg and...

[ernknot]

uncocked it to be safe from getting...

[Driver]

... Seaman Staines all over his crew manifest.

However, this was not entirely successful because, just then, the door opened to admit Percy the Purser. He was called the Purser because he ...

[Christopha]

....was such a twat that all who espied him made a cats bum with their lips and then said to him...

[silentC]

... where's your purse, Percy? You purse-carrying Nancy boy, with which witty repartee they would run away giggling like school girls. This always confused Percy because he was a 7' tall butchy looking bloke who rode a Harley and cracked walnuts with his ...

[Driver]

... pursed lips ...

[silentC]

..., hence his name, and could open beer bottles with his prehensile ...

[Driver]

... nose.

This appendage was the source of his alternative nickname: Cyrano.

Frequently in his youth, Percy's progress was marked by joyous cries from his admiring female fans: "There's more than one way to skin a cat, Cyrano!" they would cry ...

[Termite]

...you can always use a Bull Terrier, they dont leave.....

[Grunt]

a mess. All the blood and guts are licked clean from the ground.". Percy also had a very long tongue which combined with his large proboscus made him very popular with a little over 50% of the population.

[Termite]

With his large proboscis it was very entertaining watching him lick....

[Caliban]

Susan back into life and back into this story, the first thing she said on being revived was, "Oh Cyrano, where have you been all my life? I've (literally) been dying for a licking like that!"
Whereupon Cyrano replied...

[ernknot]

the sugar out of the bottom of his coffee mug....

[Christopha]

..... was usually found hanging from an ornately carved and richly gilded wooden......