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  1. #376
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    ..........Woody the woodworker from Goodwood........

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    . Woody's best mate Edwood WoodWood who came from Blackwood had a ...
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    rather disturbing case of splinteritis which...
    Plausible deniability is the key to success

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    which is deadly to alien whores. These multi skilled wenches of the nether regions need a real ......

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    ....wooden...

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    shoe

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    because the leather ones are no good for...
    Squizzy

    "It is better to be ignorant and ask a stupid question than to be plain Stupid and not ask at all" {screamed by maths teacher in Year 8}

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    ...farnarkling with a......

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    .......condition like acute angina but nevertheless.............

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    ...thought Susan...
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    Jim

    "I see dumb peope!"

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    ..."I need a coffee" she said to the gathering in her bedroom. So she put on some clothes and jumped in the car.....
    Always look on the bright side...

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    .. and headed off to buy a Breville ESP4 - $67.99 in K-mart 15% off sale - which she'd heard such good things about. On the way, she had a head on collision with a truck carrying cheap coffee machines and died instantly. Meanwhile ...
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    ...her husband and the milkman were caught comparing woodies by the man from the milk board, who pulled out a gun and shot them both as they had been involved in a weird love triangle all along. After killing them TMFTMB....
    Always look on the bright side...

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    was overcome with remorse so he shot himself as well.

    Oh no, is this the end of the story ?

  15. #390
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    The family dog walked in on the scene in the bedroom, cocked his leg and...
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