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  1. #361
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    ....and said "that will be $3.50 including GST love, unless you would like to.....

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    ... take advantage of our special this week on yoghurt - can I put you down for two?"
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    "Only if you pronounce it yog and not yo, how about a ride in your...
    Always look on the bright side...

  4. #364
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    lorry?" "Lorry? Yog-urt? Next you'll have me doing the cleaning with a Hoover and cutting the weeds with a strimmer. This is all too much, I can't take it. I'm out of here, from now on you can get your milk from the ...
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

  5. #365
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    ...old goat down the road who...
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  6. #366
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    ...gets a bit from the old nanny down the road who also gives a bit to any....

  7. #367
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    ..TDOH with spare change. Susan was wondering whether to return to the strange book when in walked her husband with a...
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  8. #368
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    .. private Dick. Yes, he'd had Susan under surveillance and knew all about her trysts with the Milkman.

    Susan, he exclaimed, how could you do this to me ?
    To which Susan replied ....

  9. #369
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    "I wasn't I was doing it with the milkman you idiot. Who's the weirdo in the trench coat?"
    Always look on the bright side...

  10. #370
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    He is the inspector from the milk board.

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    Milk board? This is getting udderly rediculous.
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    "Ask him to examine my latest delivery I'm not happy with it" said Susan, the inspector....
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    Yes, the milkboard dick looking where the dobs of cream went in Susans.....

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    alternate reality, which can only be accessed by those who...
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    "I see dumb peope!"

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    are members of a select futuristic bulletin board run by.....
    Plausible deniability is the key to success

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