So what's all this about, then?

[HappyHammer]

..cheeks...

[Caliban]

...of the moderator...

[ernknot]

who was not in this script.
ernknot

[Caliban]

Are you calling nondescript?

[silentC]

Susan put down her book. "This is a very strange novel", she muttered to herself. "The plot is all over the place, characters seem to come and go with no sense of purpose or belonging and every now and then the author inserts some weird comment seemingly directed at himself as though a second person was reading it as he writes. I'm definitely going to have to change my brand of ...

[HappyHammer]

..vaseline because...

[Caliban]

it doesn't keep certain critical people out of the bedroom, the old doorhandle trick seems to have stopped working.

[HappyHammer]

Susan decides to have her monthly shuffle through hubbies magazines as a break from the book and finds a copy of....

[silentC]

... Australian Woody Review in which she discovers an article about how to deal with critical people in the bedroom. "There's nothing I hate more than being criticised in the bedroom. Why just the other day I was trying out a new ...

[HappyHammer]

..position on the milkman when he said "Your ceiling could do with a coat of paint." I told him...

[Grunt]

"stick this where the sun don't shine" as she grabbed out her wooden ...

[Termite]

...milko whacker and rammed it up.....

[HappyHammer]

...his nose so hard...

[silentC]

... that his hat fell off. "I suppose you wont be wanting your usual pint and a half of milkman's best then", he asked?

[HappyHammer]

"The stain on the sheet is telling me I've already got it" she replied. The milkman looked down....