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  1. #376
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    choice between the rubber hose and the telephone directory
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  2. #377
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    so wheres the hose go again
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    Well! One end goes on the tap. And the other end usually has a nut holding it.
    anne-maria.
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    tap on the head
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  5. #380
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    water on the brain
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    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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  6. #381
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    blood in the alcohol stream
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  7. #382
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    the urine sample evaporated
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  8. #383
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    how to beat the drug test
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  9. #384
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    its only talc
    Cheers Fred



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    Updated 26 April 2010
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    ubeaut's secret recipe
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  11. #386
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    I could tell you but then I must kill you.
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    Death by beating with a flaccid clay sausage

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    eccy thump
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  14. #389
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    what a waste of black pudding
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    Now is black and blue pudding.
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