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    choice between the rubber hose and the telephone directory
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    so wheres the hose go again
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    Well! One end goes on the tap. And the other end usually has a nut holding it.
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    tap on the head
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    water on the brain
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    blood in the alcohol stream
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    the urine sample evaporated
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    how to beat the drug test
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    its only talc
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    ubeaut's secret recipe
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    I could tell you but then I must kill you.
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    Death by beating with a flaccid clay sausage

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    eccy thump
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    what a waste of black pudding
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    Now is black and blue pudding.
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