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Thread: Vaseline survey
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2nd November 2008, 01:14 PM #1
Vaseline survey
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a
young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?'
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'
The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's
bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that
most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since
you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for
sex?'
The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I
put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"
Updated 26 April 2010
http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/
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2nd November 2008, 02:01 PM #2
Hewer of wood
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Lol.
Cheers, Ern
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2nd November 2008, 02:02 PM #3
LOL - That was very good, excellent.
cheers
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3rd November 2008, 05:26 AM #4
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3rd November 2008, 05:37 AM #5
Very Good
- Wood Borer
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