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    Talking Marriage quotes from famous

    Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.
    - Gloria Steinem

    Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
    - Carrie Snow

    The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
    - Unknown

    Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
    - Mickey Rooney

    Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
    - Woody Allen (Hollywood Ending, 2002)

    In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
    - Helen Rowland

    My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
    - Roseanne Barr

    I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
    - Rita Rudner

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
    - Anonymous

    If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
    - Johnny Carson

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    - Rodney Dangerfield

    When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
    - Molly McGee
    Save the Earth, it is the only planet with chocolate !

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    Sam Johnson said something like

    'There are two fallacies in marriage: one that a husband can educate his wife; the other that a wife can reform her husband'.

    ...

    Over the centuries since, as women are now better educated than men on average that leaves the one fallacy.

    Women, you have been warned.
    Cheers, Ern

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